Dr. Adder's Adder Bladder Snake Oil Placebo-Activation Mug

Dr. Adder has built up quite an immunity to adder bladder oil over the years, even as parts of his soul become reliant on the medicinal properties of the adder bladder oil. To boost the medicinal properties without acquiring adderosis, Dr. Adder mixes the proprietary amount of adder bladder oil he needs to stay saiyan with coffee by lining his mug with an invisible, mystical placebo coating, producing the patented ExulansiTonic. The Immaterial Adder Bladder Oil lines the inside of this mug, at a homeopathic dose distributed evenly via a process of hurlswirling. Just add coffee or the beverage of your choice to produce ExulansiTonic. The Adder Bladder Oil Placebo Activation Coating on this mug acts as a catalytic converter, so you do not need to re-season it with adder bladder oil, as it is not used up in between cups. The active ingredient is your belief in the active ingredient.  Guaranteed to reduce subjective symptoms as long as you are aware that it is the patent-medicine mug.


• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! 









Yes, this is satire. It's just a mug.